Well hello again, firework fans! Yes, we know what you’re thinking: “Where have you lot been hiding?” And that’s a fair question. While it may have looked like we vanished into a puff of smoke, the truth is far less mysterious and far more productive — we’ve been quietly (okay, noisily) working behind the scenes to bring you our most exciting firework range yet for 2025.

Let’s face it — fireworks don’t just appear in a box by magic (though we wish they did, preferably with less paperwork). There’s testing, planning, importing, arguing over whether glitter or strobe is better (we still haven’t settled it), and ensuring every firework in our 2025 collection will deliver maximum bang for your buck — and your back garden.

We’ve been curating a stunning new selection of fireworks for Bonfire Night 2025, New Year’s Eve, garden parties, and any other occasion that could benefit from a bit of sky-based chaos. Expect bold new barrages, colourful cakes, rockets that whistle, scream and crackle, and fountains with more flair than your dad at a 70s disco. Whether you're planning a full-on display or just want something fun and family-friendly, our new range will light up your night.

But... no Action Figure?

Now, we do have one piece of tragic news. The long-anticipated Firework Store Action Figure™ will not be joining our 2025 line-up. Yes, it had the potential to be the hottest toy this side of Blackpool, complete with tiny rockets, a minuscule lighter, and maybe even a glitter cape. But alas, the world wasn’t ready. Legal said no. Health and Safety laughed. And Marketing still hasn’t recovered.

Maybe one day.

What’s Coming Next?

While we’re not quite ready to unveil every firework in our new 2025 range, rest assured that big things are coming — literally and figuratively. We’ll be updating the site regularly as Bonfire Night draws near, with sneak previews, launch dates, and possibly more fictional merchandise ideas that no one asked for.

In the meantime, you can:

  • Sign up to our newsletter for early access and exclusive offers.

  • Follow us on social media (we’re hilarious, promise).

  • Check out our current fireworks range — still packed with showstoppers.

  • Start mentally preparing your playlist for your back garden fireworks party. (We recommend Queen. Always Queen.)

Thanks for sticking with us — we can’t wait to make your 2025 celebrations brighter, louder, and much more memorable. Watch this space. And maybe… keep an eye out for that action figure’s triumphant return. Stranger things have happened.